All Dead Mormons are Now Gay

"HEY, EVERYBODY: you know how Mormons “baptize” dead people who weren’t Mormons — including Holocaust victims — because Mormons believe they have a right to choose Mormonism for the deceased? And you know how the Mormon Church says that being gay is a choice? The same church that doesn’t think you should have a choice about being posthumously baptized? Well, now you can choose homosexuality for dead Mormons! Just go to, enter the name of a deceased Mormon or ask the site to find a dead Mormon for you, and — presto! — that dead Mormon gets to have a gay afterlife!”

(From Dan Savage’s "Savage Love" column on  This may beat his successful effort to have the word Santorum defined as "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. )