Apr
23

funnyordie:

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

Michael Shannon (Boardwalk Empire) gives a dramatic reading of the craziest sorority letter ever written.

When I wrote HAZED, my darkly comic graphic novel with Robbi Rodriguez about sororities, people would say I exaggerated the horrors of Greek life on campus.  Obviously, they haven’t read the insane “WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR” letter that Maryland Delta Gamma sorority sister Rebecca Martinson wrote.  

What’s the only thing funnier than that that letter?  Boardwalk Empire’s Michael Shannon (aka General Zod) doing a dramatic reading of it for Funny or Die.

(via twiststreet)

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Apr
19

TONY: “He killed 16 Chechens singled handed.  He was with the Interior Ministry.  Guy’s some kind of Russian Green Beret.”

PAULIE: You’re not going to believe this.  He killed 16 Czechoslavakians.  Guy was an interior decorator.

CHRISTOPHER: Really?  Guy’s house look liked shit.

From the classic “Pine Barrens” episode of “The Sopranos”

With people confused whether the Boston Bomber came from Chechnya or the Czech Republic I can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet.

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15

This isn’t just (NSFW) DRACULA guest art from @nathanfoxy - we’re offering this diptych as two prints for just $40 as the last official perk for our @kickstarter campaign.  Want them?  Pledge here:  http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/78669939/dracula-son-of-the-dragon In case you are wondering what the meaning of this scene is… When Vlad Dracul - Dracula’s father - sends his sons Vlad Dracula and Radu the Handsome as hostages to the Ottoman Sultan, they are sent along with hundreds of young boys as tribute.  Ripped from their families, these boys will be turned into Janissaries, the Sultan’s shock troops. But among these boys is a Trojan Horse…a girl.  And not just any girl, a vampire.  Vlad Dracul and his fellow members of The Order of the Dragon hope to infect The Ottoman empire with the plague of vampirism. But the Sultan’s son Mehmet has other ideas.  For humans, drinking vampire blood is immensely pleasurable.   There’s more to this story of course, but for that you’ll have to read the book.  And once again, the only way that happens is if you pledge here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/78669939/dracula-son-of-the-dragon

This isn’t just (NSFW) DRACULA guest art from @nathanfoxy - we’re offering this diptych as two prints for just $40 as the last official perk for our @kickstarter campaign.  Want them?  Pledge here:

 http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/78669939/dracula-son-of-the-dragon


In case you are wondering what the meaning of this scene is…

When Vlad Dracul - Dracula’s father - sends his sons Vlad Dracula and Radu the Handsome as hostages to the Ottoman Sultan, they are sent along with hundreds of young boys as tribute.  Ripped from their families, these boys will be turned into Janissaries, the Sultan’s shock troops.

But among these boys is a Trojan Horse…a girl.  And not just any girl, a vampire.  Vlad Dracul and his fellow members of The Order of the Dragon hope to infect The Ottoman empire with the plague of vampirism.

But the Sultan’s son Mehmet has other ideas.  For humans, drinking vampire blood is immensely pleasurable.  

There’s more to this story of course, but for that you’ll have to read the book.  And once again, the only way that happens is if you pledge here:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/78669939/dracula-son-of-the-dragon

salgood:

Richard’s take on Vlad for a pin up! Known Richard for a long time, we started out in the business in toronto together. He’s always been a great colorist, generally talented. Lately i think, his inked renderings have gotten especially sharp it seems. Kicking ass.

burningmonster:

My amazing artist pal Max Douglas/Salgood Sam has a Kickstarter under way for his historical horror series, Dracula, Son of the Dragon here http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/78669939/dracula-son-of-the-dragon

As I’m putting this up there are just 66 hours left and it’s very close to hitting it’s goal. I really recommend checking it out!

@rpace (Richard Pace’s) amazing Vlad the Impaler pin-up for our DRACULA: SON OF THE DRAGON @kickstarter.

We are sooooo close to our goal, less the $1700 as I queue this post up. with about 57 hours to go.

If you want to see our story of Vlad’s transformation into the vampire Dracula come to life, and/or you want to own a postcard with this and the other guest art I’ve been showcasing here, we need you to pledge here;

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/78669939/dracula-son-of-the-dragon

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Apr
14

a new @salgood piece for the DRACULA: SON OF THE DRAGON @kickstarter. I promised I’d release something new when we hit $11,000, and I’ve got more artwork from Salgood & others when we break $12k, $13K and finally hit our goal at $14,000. BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP TO CLOSE THIS OUT.  If you haven’t done so already, please pledge so we can publish our graphic novel chronicling Vlad Dracula’s transformation from real-life Impaler to Bram Stoker’s vampire Count.  Here’s the link: http://kck.st/1080qoq Share, reblog…you know the drill.

a new @salgood piece for the DRACULA: SON OF THE DRAGON @kickstarter. I promised I’d release something new when we hit $11,000, and I’ve got more artwork from Salgood & others when we break $12k, $13K and finally hit our goal at $14,000.

BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP TO CLOSE THIS OUT.  If you haven’t done so already, please pledge so we can publish our graphic novel chronicling Vlad Dracula’s transformation from real-life Impaler to Bram Stoker’s vampire Count.  Here’s the link:

http://kck.st/1080qoq

Share, reblog…you know the drill.

Apr
13

@TonyDonley’s art from the @drink_and_draw @kickstarter for DRACULA: SON OF THE DRAGON.  Promise I’d post some art when we broke 200 backers, so if you want to see more please pledge here (and share this post & link): http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/78669939/dracula-son-of-the-dragon More art when we reach $11,000…we’re getting close but we NEED YOUR HELP. If you like this, you’ll love Tony’s comics like Albert Einstein: Time Mason.  Check out his work here: http://tinydonkeystudios.com/

@TonyDonley’s art from the @drink_and_draw @kickstarter for DRACULA: SON OF THE DRAGON.  Promise I’d post some art when we broke 200 backers, so if you want to see more please pledge here (and share this post & link):

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/78669939/dracula-son-of-the-dragon

More art when we reach $11,000…we’re getting close but we NEED YOUR HELP.

If you like this, you’ll love Tony’s comics like Albert Einstein: Time Mason.  Check out his work here: http://tinydonkeystudios.com/